New lows for Miss Universe Pageant

Heidi Montag's performance last night at the Miss Universe Pageant was even worse than I thought—bad dance moves, cheesy song and lip synching! I wonder whose idea it was to have her perform? They probably don't have a job today, or at least they shouldn't have one. Horrible.

And we all thought it couldn't get any worse than Britney's "come back" performance at the 2007 MTV awards. 

See for yourselves.